The tiger & two brave wires

Seriously! How safe are homes without wires?

While you were at work today, we told mummy, a tiger sneaked in. It set itself on a wild rampage and did this:

Ooo... mummy looked incredulous.

With earnest eyes, we described vividly how the rude tiger boldly dragged mummy's bolster off her bed while we watched. We are respectful wires and surely we cannot set our paws on mummy's bed to stop it. After all, there are paws-off rules that we strictly abide.

We know this looked bad. But then, we did put up a strong fight - we fought like two good wires and sponge flew their way to our precious drinking bowl! And we went without water since then!!

Thankfully, we fought off the tiger. Who knows what other damage it could have done, to our defenceless toys and not to mention, mummy's helpless doll...

Yeah yeah, mummy told us. A nice tale worth believing - if Party did not have some bits of sponge stuck on his face to give us both away.

Darn... I thought I licked it all up...

Guilty wires,

Mango

(also on behalf of Party, who is still looking innocent, minus the sponge bits)