Friday, July 07, 2006

The tiger & two brave wires

Seriously! How safe are homes without wires?

While you were at work today, we told mummy, a tiger sneaked in. It set itself on a wild rampage and did this:

Ooo... mummy looked incredulous.

With earnest eyes, we described vividly how the rude tiger boldly dragged mummy's bolster off her bed while we watched. We are respectful wires and surely we cannot set our paws on mummy's bed to stop it. After all, there are paws-off rules that we strictly abide.

We know this looked bad. But then, we did put up a strong fight - we fought like two good wires and sponge flew their way to our precious drinking bowl! And we went without water since then!!

Thankfully, we fought off the tiger. Who knows what other damage it could have done, to our defenceless toys and not to mention, mummy's helpless doll...

Yeah yeah, mummy told us. A nice tale worth believing - if Party did not have some bits of sponge stuck on his face to give us both away.

Darn... I thought I licked it all up...

Guilty wires,

Mango

(also on behalf of Party, who is still looking innocent, minus the sponge bits)




5 comments:

fee said...

dear parents,

oopsy dearie, thankfully the tiger only did this. if it had laid paws on auntie pea's thousand-year-old bolster...

and the tiger did come here after the rampage at your place, too! it took the toilet roll off the shelf and tore it into a million tiny bits!

bad tiger!

fee (shivering & in need of warm milk)

NmB Photography said...

Hey guys,
Glad I finally found your blog. We Wires have quite a cyber presence, don't we. Don't forget to add my blog to your link list.
Your buddy blogger,
Bogie

http://www.bogiebits.blogspot.com

Mango and Party said...

Hi daughter,
Yeah it was a nasty tiger that is out to frame us wires and ruin our good reputation... We wonder if it will dare come back again...

Hi Bogie,

We have added ya! See you around too, in bloggerland!

Mango & Party
(under-the-weather from tiger-attack)

Daniella said...

Funny how tigers seem to follow us wires everywhere...the tiger in our house destroys remote controls, cellphones and pillows...I guess their natural habitat has been destroyed and they are being forced to enter our cities. Oh dear.

Anonymous said...

Ruff Ruff!
Wow, Wirey IMPRESSIVE!
My town is overrun with Princeton Tigers, so they like it when I stroll around town wearing a tiger scarf. heehee I'm pretending it is a remnant of a tiger I chewed!
Love your blogs!!